1. I have killed two people since midnight. I haven’t slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now.
2. The only reason that you’re conscious right now is because I don’t want to carry you.
3. You probably don’t think that I can force this towel down your
throat. But trust me, I can. All the way.
4. Part of getting a second chance is taking responsibility for the mess you made in the first place.
5. You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me.
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